"Okay, I have to leave now; if I get home late my wife won't dress like Boba Fett."
 Anonymous Customer
"I'm not making fun of Batman. I'm making fun with Batman." Bernie
"Since when does Spring mean monkeys? . . . Rabbits are the poor man's monkey."
Aprl
"I can reread comics. I can't resmoke crack!"
Sean M. (One of our subscribers)
Sheldon: "This guy wanted me to show him my Conan."
Jessica: "You
shouldn't show anybody your Conan unless they show
you their Red Sonja first!"
"Dr. Who is for subscribers only. Jessica Alba is for Everybody!"
Sheldon, in discussion
about the cover of Wizard #171
"It's good, you know, it's got plumbers and dinosaurs . . . and girls!"
Sam
"You cannot have too many illegitimate children of Venom and Carnage!!"
Sheldon talking about the new Marvel book TOXIN
Female Caller: "Do you buy and sell comics?"
Sheldon: "Yes, what do you have?"
Female Caller: "I have Playboy and Penthouse still in the plastic."
Sheldon: "Uhh--those aren't comics."
An actual phone call received by Sheldon at the store!
"It's your Bar Mitzpha, Jack. I'm just reading the Torah portion."
from the Hebrew Hammer with Ben Stiller
"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he
will be warm for life."
Anonymous
"Being paid in comics, better than MONEY!!!!!!"
Little Big L
"What day of the week is Saturday?"
Big L
"They sell like crabcakes." (It's a Baltimore thing.)
Paul
"I put my crotch in front of the microwave every chance I get!"
D.P.(One of our subscribers who just had twins on being asked
if he was planning on having any more kids.)
"If it's bigger than your hand and less than a dollar, don't eat it!"
Somethin' to remember from Paul
"She's been bagged and boarded."
Big L
"It's something. It's definitely somethin'"
Bernie & Little Big L
"If all of our mothers were zombies, would we be able to take the plunge?"
Jessica, after watching the movie Shaun of the Dead
"You hope you do good. You want to do good. You try to do good. I think we did pretty good."
from the movie Bedazzled
"I'm sorry, what was that? I was thinking about soup."
Bernie
"That puts me in mind of my Charlamainge."
Bernie
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